Short Lululemon: the apparel brand is being pitched as a turnaround story, but the turnaround is simply not materializing as the stock continues to bleed.
Short Amazon: the hyperscaler's massive AI capital expenditures are not creating a protective moat, setting the stage for future price wars and low returns on capital.
Short Oracle: as a hyperscaler, its insatiable need for capital to build out AI infrastructure lacks a corresponding franchise moat, destroying the stock's momentum.
Long Glass House Brands: the cannabis world has changed for the better and the company is uplisting to the NYSE following the rescheduling of medical cannabis to class 3.
Short Accenture: AI is reducing the need for consulting services, leading to weak net results and a disastrous quarter where the company appears to be buying acquisitions just to hide its underlying weakness.
Short Netflix: the streaming giant has completely lost its mojo and its growth story no longer appears powerful enough to support the stock.
Long GE Vernova: the company's bundled offering of turbines and electrification equipment, highlighted by a 20-year Microsoft data center deal, makes it one of the best AI power plays.
Short Nike: the company has been pitched as a turnaround story for two years, but there is absolutely no evidence that the turnaround is actually taking hold.
Short Europe: the region is far too regulated and its economic growth has become sclerotic compared to the US, making it uninvestable.
Short Google: the hyperscaler story is deteriorating as capital intensity rises without moats, specifically highlighted by the loss of senior Gemini and DeepMind engineers to rivals.
Long the US market: the US economy is far more dynamic than Europe's, meaning investors will make a lot more money allocating capital domestically.
Short PayPal: the entire payment space remains a place to avoid as the sector continues to struggle and investors rotate away from these business models.
Short Meta: the company is pouring capital into LLMs and agentic AI apps without any product differentiation, making its massive AI spend a race to the bottom.
Long semiconductors: hyperscalers have insatiable capital needs for AI, and investors are correctly chasing the scarcity beneficiaries which are semiconductors of all kinds.
Short oil: guest experts predict that oil prices will be dropping due to an impending oversupply in the market.
Short Fiserv: the payment space remains a place to avoid entirely, a structural weakness exacerbated by the company's CEO resigning to join Truist.
Long Micron: AI data center growth has created a massive semiconductor shortage, driving a 1,215% earnings increase while the stock still trades at a cheap 8.7 times 2027 PE with supply constrained past 2027.
Short Microsoft: despite its massive AI investments, the lack of moats means users can migrate at will, turning its capital-intensive model into a scary proposition for investors.
Short Domino's: the pizza chain continues to suffer and lose stock momentum as the low-end consumer pulls back on spending.