Retail investors abandoned gold, setting up a massive rebound when weak data like the 165K jobs report exposes the Fed chair's empty tough talk.
The Bank of Japan is too scared to hike rates, guaranteeing the yen will keep sinking past 162 as investors chase higher yields in the United States.
Bond yields rocketing 40 basis points in a single week terrifies the stock market and triggers a massive selloff in rate-sensitive tech names.
Bitcoin has exhausted its rotating narratives and will likely fail to mount another bull run as investors realize it serves no clear purpose.