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“60% of ticket sales from Coachella we're using Klarna buy now pay later. I don't give a fuck what the inflation numbers say. No normal person can afford…”
@ThreadGuy
Buy-now-pay-later collapses as broke consumers stop paying; Klarna is the canary already crushed 80%.
KLARSHORT@ $13.95
$18.83-34.97%
since call Apr 13
“DoorDash today up 5%, up $7 on the daily because they did a paid ad with Trump.”
@ThreadGuy
Just buy whatever Trump pumps; DoorDash jumped 5% on a single staged paid-ad appearance.
DASHLONG@ $160.87
$197.68+22.88%
since call Apr 13
peak +24.7%
29:25LONG
“I think it was the first offensive, real offensive play that we've made in Iran... it's pretty clear that the market is kind of bored of this war”
@ThreadGuy
Trump's Hormuz blockade is the first real offensive pressure; market read it bullish, refusing to drop.
SP500LONG@ $6,856.64
$7,430.80+8.37%
since call Apr 13
peak +10.0%
32:09LONG
“Saylor is on track to have bought $550 million worth of Bitcoin today from Stretch alone. Half a billion dollars of Bitcoin today alone.”
@ThreadGuy
Long Bitcoin: Saylor buying ~$550M/day via Stretch, biggest volume since March, chart wants higher.
BTCLONG@ $73,094.00
$62,942.50-13.89%
since call Apr 13
“All I want to do now is go alongside crypto. That's the only interesting trade to me right now. Longside crypto is interesting.”
@ThreadGuy
Long crypto majors: Hyperliquid, Zcash, ETH leading; Bitcoin chart stronger than stocks and gold.
HYPELONG@ $43.50
$52.59+20.89%
since call Apr 13
peak +58.3%
“He's now issued $10 billion of preferred stock at 10 to 11.5%... a dividend bill of $1 to $4 billion every year on a software business that makes no cash...…”
@ThreadGuy
Saylor's MSTR preferred dividend bill is a time bomb requiring ~10% annual share issuance to fund.
MSTRSHORT@ $130.54
$91.43+29.96%
since call Apr 13
peak +32.5%
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